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do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

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nearly every family on disney channel

  • goofy dumb parent(s)
  • naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
  • sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
  • younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something

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"The political reality in Washington is such that even for an issue on which libertarians and liberals agree, the prospects of legislative movement look dim."
- Congress is going to do what it does best on police militarization: Nothing (via micdotcom)



Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"



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I was explaining to my 4-year-old cousin that some spiders will kill their mate for food after they have babies. I thought this was gross, but she was unimpressed as she said, "humans will kill each other for no reason, at least spiders kill each other for food." I have never been more ashamed to be a human in my life

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ants are naked all the time. and we step on them. we are stepping on naked ants. 

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